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May 20th, 2007
09:41 pm

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Oh no Kool aide man... Oh no
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Fuck yeah...

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March 18th, 2007
07:18 pm

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I'm back!!!
Ok... soo... I figured I'd update this bitch now that I'm living in PA again... Yes... thats right... from November 27th till March 1st I was living in New Jersey... yes... New Jersey. It wasn't that bad actually... I lived like 3 miles from the Lincoln tunnel... and the City... so THAT was exciting...

I moved there to race and train the horses at the Meadowlands race track since they close Pocono for the winter... Usually in the past I went to Honesdale with the Martins at their farm... but this Summer I quit working for them because... It needed to happen... and I won't go on about it in detail because its... quite over and I don't even want to waste time thinking about them anymore... I went to Jersey with my new boss Chris Oakes... whom... I completely adore. He is the single greatest human being alive... he's made me a trainer basically... I get to jog horses and train them... I even get to warm up for the races now wearing one of those ridiculous suits ... Oh yeah... I'm THAT good
I actually love my job working with Chris... its amazing... I WANT to wake up in the morning to go to work JUST to hang out with this man...

I don't have a lot to say about my stay in Jersey... it was alright... I'd do it again next year if I had to... but I already convinced Chris to go to Florida next year... YAY... soo that'll be fun... Basically the whole time down there I was with Chris... we went out to eat like every other day... and went to the movies and such... it was really a lot of fun... and he went home every weekend and left me in charge of everything... that was fun too... All the people down there thought I was some Hot shot cuz " Chris Oakes" left me in charge of his million dollar horses... Oh yeah... did I mention he's a millionaire.... yeah... thats a lot of fun too lol... sorry... I don't want to brag or anything... its just... such a better job then those fucking Martins... God... just thinking about it makes me sick... and they like... try to ask me to do stuff for them all the time now... cuz... they realized what they lost... Oh well... I'm all the better for it soo...

anyway... I'm done rambling... hopefully this will keep some of you bastards off my back since some of you actually thought I died... lol... bye

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September 24th, 2006
07:15 pm

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Hey...
This is my smoke signal entry....
I haven't come online since I got my new job pretty much cuz I love it and I'm there all day long but yeah... Its still at the track... I just don't work for the Martin's or Pierre anymore... I work for this new guy Chris Oakes... he's just... awesome... like... compared to the Martin's he's like... the nicest... most fun person ever and working for him is like... going from slave labor to a cushy corporate over paying desk job... and I love every minute of it like you woulnd't believe... I don't wake up in the morning instantly thinking of ways to kill myself... who would have thought ... anyway... I've been there since August 8th so almost 2 months.. and the guy already left me in charge cuz he took two of my horses to Kentucky to race... he left last Sunday and he's gonna be there for 2 more weeks... its very exciting running everything myself... like I've done all the farm work myself... but... like... never every aspect of it... its makin me like this whole thing a little more...
Over the winter I'm gonna work for Chris... but he's not like the Martin's where he has a farm or anything... he just has a house here ya know like me... soo I'm either moving to New Jersey with him or FLORIDA to race for the 3 month winter period... I'M VERY EXCITED... very... if I go to Florida I'm flying everyone I can think of down for spring break at Disney... lol...

thats all for now

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August 4th, 2006
07:59 pm

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so... the warped tour... was a lot of fun... and getting in for free was even better...

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July 31st, 2006
09:36 pm

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Whoa...
Yeah soo I'm back from the dead... heh... as if I could die lol

it took me this long to actually fix my internet... soo my mother just bought a new computer so ya... here I am I guess... even tho I've grown to hate the internet and not miss it... I do miss talking to most of you so... I decided to update and see if I could get any of those really REALLY funny messages

anyway... I'm a week back from vacation and I refuse to go back to work full time until I am full and well done having some much needed anarchist fun soo... until all of you go back to college... find me lol I'll be free and bored... and I've discovered that I'm a much nicer person when I get to sleep past 6 am...

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March 26th, 2006
05:45 pm

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uhhhh........ yeah..... *smoke signal*




thats all I got for now kids...

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February 25th, 2006
02:19 pm

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WELLLLL... I passed my background check... and some other test that didn't make sense... BUT I passed both of them with flying colors... NOW I need to make money so that I can afford a plane ticket and to take a week off so that I can go to LA and take my written test... my physical and my PT test... then I'll have to fly down again if I pass those and take my psycological exam and polygraph... which I WILL pass... and then the interview... which I won't pass... So... really... this is all for nothing cuz I won't succeed as usual BUT I'll get to go to LA which is something I've always wanted to do... next to going to Hawaii... but... this whole thing has at least made me in a WONDERFUL mood... I have a purpose in life again... its awesome... PLUS just thinking about quitting with the horses has me jACKED... yes... JACKED... I like... want to live again or something... no... that can't be it... but like... I've even taken up running again... mainly cuz I hate running and thats always the scariest part of my PT tests... but... I can force myself to do amazing things when I have to ...


anyway... this had no point other then I HATE HORSES AND DONT WANT TO WORK WITH THEM ANYMORE!!!..... Pocono downs opens on March 1st... I'm very happy... VERY HAPPY... and the first thing I'm gonna do is BEAT THE FUCK out of Homewrecker... and get charged with Assault so that I can't get my job... but oh man... for like... 15 minutes... It'll be worth it..... yeah...

Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative

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February 22nd, 2006
04:01 pm

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HOLY UBER FUCK!!!!
omg omg omg omgomgomgomgogmomgomgomgomgomgomgomg... Something wonderful has finally happened to me... FINALLY!... oh... sorry... first of all *smoke signal* there

ok... now my news... for the 3 people that still read this thing... ok... so... now... everyone think back to 2 years and like... 6 months ago... when I did my Army contract.... when I was at MEPS enlisting... part of my contract was that... cuz of the job I had... once I was a civilian again... they were supposed to hook me up with a job for the LAPD... remember... remember how trilled I was with this... yes... good... now... remember how that all went away cuz I'm a fucking loser... good now... guess what... IT DIDN"T ... HAHAHAHAHA!!!... guess ... GUESS what I got in the mail yesterday... ALL THIS SHIT FROM THE LAPD... like ... forms... and instructions... and STUFF!!!... JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN !!!...

lol sorry... none of you have ANY idea how happy this makes me... This is the job I've wanted my ENTIRE life... since I was 8... 8!!!... and like... all I have to do is pass 9 simple little tests and police academy... oh... and turn 21... BUT HOLY SHIT... I ... can't even think... I don't even know what to do... like... omg... in 6 months... I might be living in LA... shooting people... holy shit... ONE step closer to Adam Sandler... but anyway... like... Yeah... I'm so confused... I don't know if I want to like... just... jump right into this... or... like... I was really planning on going back into the service first... but... if I don't need to then FUCK! I really don't know what to do... I'm really happy tho... and my mother is already going insane... cuz she thinks I'm leaving like... tomorrow... which... I would if I could... but not yet...


ok... well... I'm calmer now... and not as excited... but still happy... I think I'll go sleep on this... even tho its like... 4 something... I don't care... I'm beat... cuz my boss' are in the damn Bahamas... fuckin Bahamas...

peace...






oh...
*Perc about moving to L.A. # 705* THEY HAVE PALM TREES THERE

Current Mood: bouncybouncy

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January 17th, 2006
04:16 pm

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whoa... somewhere out there Chris Regalis is 21......


anyway... I don't know why I'm updating... mainly cuz Matt Yuscavage told me I have to leave him smoke signals or something so he knew I was alive... well... *smoke signal*


nothing much is really goin on... I went snowboarding with Kevin and Kerstetter... and didn't die... the first day I fucked up my knee... the second day I dislocated my thump the FIRST time I got on the life... Oh and on the first day I fell off the ski lift again... bitch... I must be the only person out there thats done that... I'm such a freak...

lets see... I had a really fun break I guess... altho for me it wasn't a break... I didn't even get a day off for x-mas and on new Years I went to sleep at 8:00... AT NIGHT lol... but I saw just about everyone for at least a second over the break... Kathy... Kevin... Kerstetter... Sarah for a second... Scott for a second... JJ... Hillard... Sean a lot lol... the only person I didn't see was Corbo... which makes me really really sad... I should call that boy... meh...


I really have nothing else to say... I'm not in the swing of thise whole Livejournal thing anymore... I'm not as good a story teller as I used to be... plus I'm just pretty boring anymore... I don't do anything except stupid shit that should kill me ... and even that is getting dull... anyway... Pocono Downs opens in like... a little over a MONTH... you have NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME!!!!....

and... this goes out to absolutely everyone... I need something REALLY amazing to do over Spring Break... cuz... I DO... so anyone ... ANYONE that has a plan... I'm in... and I'll drive... and... I hate The U.S. even more now... cuz I need a fucking pass port to go to Canada... or... get back in rather... but... Who wants to get back in anyway?....

Peace

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December 16th, 2005
07:50 pm

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.... Yeah
uuhhh.... Life update...


I'm attempting to buy a house... mmmwwwaahahahah

The Hummer was wounded by a drunk fuck that apparently is color blind along with stupid...
it was being rebuilt for 3 weeks I finally got it back yesterday for the death ice storm... and its still missing 13 parts that cannot be acquired till APRIL... death... all I have to say is... I'm jewing my way into getting a new hummer...

like... a month ago I went to New York CIty with Sean and Marcy to see RENT... it was amazing ... the entire thing was amazing... oh yeah... and Anthony Rapp , Tracy Thombs, and Wilson... SAT DIRECTLY BEHIND US... Sean got to touch Tracy...

last night I saw George Carlin at the Kirby... hilarious old man...

and a while back I saw Drew Carey and the Green Screen all stars at the Kirby... our seats were SOOOO fucking close that I could have touched Drew... in fact... maybe I did... and Chip Danced in front of us... and Jeff Davis is God...

that is all.


and oh yeah... on Wednesday ... I saw Kong and I also saw Bubba in our theater... along with a monkey man and Rocky and Sue with a camera...

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